I'd waited over ten years to use this reference effectively.

Donny:   if you drink enough, you won't need an abortion
Jessie:  hahahaha thats half the plan lol.....but no...i
         need a day to just get fucked up...i don't
         party enough
Donny:   like, i think if you do that, you have to commit
         to having an abortion
Donny:   it's one thing to bring a child into a home with
         a mother with no future and a dad who is, at 
         best, a dick
Donny:   but quite another to bring a child into the
         world with FAS
Jessie:  i have no future? thanks....but no i never
         planned on having it
Jessie:  ever...
Jessie:  i'd be a horrible mother
Donny:   ...
Donny:   you won't have a future if you have a baby, 'tard
Donny:   "Marty! You're not thinking fourth-dimensionally!"

Worth the wait.